Recent Scientific Dig Unearths Shocking Revelation
Yes, it was here, in the great land of Ponytail, that local scientists had been performing a exploratory dig in order to gain a better understanding of the composition of the land in which Ponytail was sitting on. And, to everyone’s surprise, a seemingly ancient warrior was discover almost fully preserved in the stone. There is no shortage of guessing going on, but a extremely puzzling clue is a document found next to the body mentioning Gas Airsoft Guns, a product which the military of Ponytail says is one of their most top secret projects! I believe that the conspiracy theories are about to explode!
